9 Things Never to Say to A Girl !!

9 Things Never to Say to A Girl:
(Bracket Me Mere Inputs hain) :D

1. Referring to Her Enemy and Saying:
"She’s Just a Friend..." !!
(Ab Enemy ki Gossip Shuru Karegi..=P)

2. I’ll Call you Tonight at 8pm..
(1 Minute B late huya to SAZAA-E-MAUT..)

3. *Seeing another Girl n' Saying:
She’s Hot...!! :O
(Gaya kaam se, =P )

4. I Love you..♥ =)
(Aqal Ghaas Charne chali gayi hay kya..!
ALL D BEST Lol..)

5. Did you gain Weight?? :O
(Ab Poore Din Dimaag Chategi,
Kahaan se Moti Dikh rahi hoon Batao naa...
Please Urghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)

6. My Ex always/never/used to…etc..
(Pichli ko Chhoro, Is ki Tareef karo aur Be Safe..=D)

7. You Remind Me of My Mother..
(Ame Gf mein Maa dekhege to;
Romance ki to Aisi ki Taisi ho jayegi na..=D)

8. Did We have Plan of Going Out Tonight??
(Yaad kyun Dilaaya??
Ab bhugto *kharcha hi Kharcha* =D)

9. How Old are you??
(Haan Haan Aur Poocho,
Jaise Tumko Woh Apni Asli Umar Bata hi to Degi..
haan Nahi to....=P)