20 things common to all engg colleges:

1_The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2_Rules are made to be broken.

3_Promises too break

4_Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5_Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

6_The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

7_The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)

8_The watchmen are the people most bribed.

9_The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).

10_The principal is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e)

11_Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).

12_There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper 'english'.

13_Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

14_The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the 'chit' in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

15_The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the records,assignments.

16_The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling.

17_The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long.but the fun still continues.

18_The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now.All they want is a good placement and a '1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

19_The first three years are spent in cursing the college,the people there,the system et al.

20_But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spent there,the bday bums they suffered..all these seem like heaven to them.